"This Mini Danny Devito cutout has brought me happiness. I used to have a girlfriend, we’ve been together for 12 years. Then one day I caught her cheating on me with a cutout of my favorite cartoon character, Shaggy from Scooby Doo. I felt betrayed, I idolized Shaggy and even learned an impression of him. I three my ex and her Shaggy coutout out of my house. I was so depressed and only. Then a few months ago I found this Danny Devito cutout on amazon. It is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Danny doesn’t talk back and listens to what I have to say. Also Danny and I agreed on “bros before hoes.”
"Breath of fresh air. This Danny DeVito mini cutout saved my home. Once it came out of the box there was no tension anymore just peace. Danny DeVito is like an angel in disguise. Thank you for this wonderful product!"
"Awesome defiantly get this s***. I used to be scared waking up from a bad dream and night terrors but now I wake up feeling safe and secure with a mini devito watching over me while I sleep!"
"just when I think I am having a bad day or need some justification I am doing my best I just have to look back and Mini Danny Devito assures me I am doing fine. His look of assurance. It really has an aura. I recommend this for anyone thinking about hiring a life coach."
"He is a good man. I am content at night knowing he watches me sleep."
"Ever since Danny arrived at the office, morale has been through the roof! Greatest motivational tool available today!"