"First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches.They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo. Where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. Its important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus"
"A Plumbus is an all-purpose home device. Everyone knows what it does, so there is no reason to explain it. A Plumbus will aid many things in life, making life easier. With proper maintenance, handling, storage, and urging, Plumbus will provide you with a lifetime of better living and happiness."
"Wow, what a miracle multi-purpose tool! I was able to do all my housework in half the time, change a tire and catch three fish. No home is complete without a plumbus. The eco friendly manufacturing uses 90% repurposed schleem and has soothing, yet violent fleeb juice. They are equal opportunity employers, employing 30% more Schlami's then any other company. I am grateful for my plumbus and the ergonomically correct dinglebop. I dont know what the future holds but with the plumbus by my side I am ready for anything!"
"The fleeb on my Plumbus was especially thick and warm. A few pieces of schleem made it through to the end product but I think it gives it extra character. I am worried about the varrying temperature in my house effecting how well it keeps its shape but in all honesty, the price is so good I can always get another."
"This product is terrific! It is the best quality Plumbus you will get. It is much bigger than it looks also. The Floob is like memory foam, the chumbles are like real jelly like, and the grumbo and grodus are like a harder plastic like rubber. It is great for Rick and Morty fans. If you are a huge fan like me I suggest purchasing."