"If Ratatouille breaks into my house and starts cooking wonderful meals, he'll now have a place to rest."
"The moment I opened the package and saw my new sponge resting peacefully upon its little sponge bed, my heart fluttered. I had no idea a sponge could look so cute and vulnerable while simultaneously giving off such a proprietary air of strength and dominance. This bed raises the sponge to a new level. Literally. It equips even the most basic sponges with adorability and humor, but more than that, the bed represents a crowning of heightened status in the kitchen. To current sponges, it’s an achievement and a privilege. To future sponges, it’s an aspiration, a goal to look forward to. Lastly, and perhaps most importantly, I think in some way this bed is a gesture of my respect and appreciation... it’s like saying, “hey, I see you. You do good work.” and I think that’s beautiful."
"It is a plastic bed for a sponge. Nobody needs one of these, which is why me and a group of friends all conspired to send these to a friend anonymously. Merry Christmas, good luck figuring out what to do with many sponge beds."